If there’s something i am going to take from the last year in gaming, it’s that the industry hates wildlife – absolutely despises it. In the event you live anywhere near a big developer, all i will say is that this; keep your dog indoors…..especially in case you live anywhere near any of these lunatics over at Ubisoft. Those guys seem particularly eager about the death of all things soft and fluffy.

You doubt me? Why else would I actually have spent such a lot of of my gaming hours shooting sharks with an assault rifle or taking down bears with a bow and arrow? i will only assume that they’re preparing us for the day that the worlds wildlife activates us and attempts to take over. i do not know, maybe they took Tokyo Jungle to heart?

From Lara Croft’s inexplicable ability to enhance her abilities by killing chickens to Connor’s (insert native Indian name here) love of forest-wide murdering sprees, evidently the videogame industry has it in for nearly every species of wildlife available in the market.

Aren’t getting me wrong, I’ve found all that hunting rather enjoyable, but deep down, I’m concerned that they’re desensitising me to the needless killing of anything walking on all fours. All of it appears like fun and games now, but don’t come crying to me the following time you are looking for an energy boost and also you emerge as killing a goat in place of drinking a can of Red Bull. Perhaps you will need a brand new wallet and rather than taking the apparent route of popping right into a local department store, you will see yourself subconsciously making your thanks to the local zoo with a bread knife on your hand.

Hey, maybe I’m taking this all too seriously, maybe it’s only concerning the games, but honestly, i locate the idea of a Sonic the Hedgehog / Far Cry 3 crossover just as concerning  as any of the above. Either way, disturbing times lay ahead.

Saying that, I’d pay good money to play a game wherein I hunt Sonic the Hedgehog with a bow and arrow…….dear God, they’ve already got me.